Jandhyala jokes. likes. Jandhyala Veera Venkata Durga Siva Subramanya Sastry (14 January – 19 June ) was an Indian film screenwriter. If USA decided to launch a nuke-loaded missile, Soviet satellites would inform the Soviet army in 3 seconds and in less than 5 seconds Soviet. Home › Hasyam (Humor) › Jandhyala Jokes- 1 & 2. Jandhyala Jokes- 1 & 2. Out of Stock. Jandhyala. Jandhyala Jokes- 1 & 2. Customer Reviews. No reviews yet .
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Jokes in telugu lipi with jpeg format. I collected these from Internet. Other Blogs You can find here wellpapers but not wall papers which are funny. If USA decided to launch a nuke-loaded missile, Soviet satellites would inform the Soviet army in 3 seconds and in less than 5 seconds Soviet counter-missiles would be on their way. But, if there is a nuclear war between India and Pakistan. The Pakistan army decides to launch a nuke-missile towards India.
Indian technology is highly advanced. In less than 8 seconds, Indian army detects the Pak Countdown and decides to launch a missile in retribution. But they need permission from jadhyala government of India. They submit their request to the Indian president. The President forwards it to the Cabinet. The Prime Minister calls an emergency Jxndhyala session. The Loksaba meets, but due to jandhyaoa walkouts and several protests by the opposition, It gets adjourned and adjourned indefinitely.
The President asks for a quick decision. In the mean time, the Pak missile failed to take off due to technical failure. Their attempts for another launch of missile are still on. Just jokfs the Indian ruling party is reduced to a minority because a party that was giving outside support withdraws it.
The President asks the PM to prove his majority within a week. As the ruling party fails to win the confidence vote, A caretaker government is installed. The caretaker PM decides to permit the armed forces to launch a nuclear missile. But the Election Commission says that a caretaker government cannot take such a decision because elections are at hand. The Supreme Court comes to the rescue of the PM, and says the acting PM is authorized to take this decision in view of the emergency facing the nation.
Just then one of the Pak missiles successfully took off, but it fell miles away from the target, on its own government building at In any case, the nuclear core of the missile had detached somewhere in flight.
The Indian Government, taking no chances, decides to launch a nuclear missile of its own, after convening an all-party meeting. This time all the parties agree.
Its three months since the army had sought permission. Human chains are formed and Rasta-Rokos jjokes. On the Pakistan side, the missiles kept malfunctioning. Some missiles deviate from target due to technical failures or high-speed wind blowing over Rajasthan. Many of them land in the Indian Ocean killing some fishes. A missile smuggled from USA is pressed into service. Since the Pakistan army is unable to understand its Software, It hits its original destination: Russia successfully intercepts the missile and in retaliation launches a jokess missile towards Islamabad.
The missile hits the target and creates havoc. Pakistan cries for help.
India expresses deep regrets for what has happened and sends in a million dollars worth of Parle-G biscuits. Thus India never gets to launch the missile. Pakistan never gets it jqndhyala.
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Posted by Jandhyzla Wallpapers at 1: Sorry we are four days late in taking off but I had to do some overtime at the bakery. This is the one two six flight to New Delhi. We cannot guarantee that we will end up in Delhi but rest assured it will be somewhere in the East. And if you are very lucky we may even be landing on your village!
Today we have 12 passengers on the plane – which is a bit of a problem because we only have 5 seats! For safety reasons we will be counting all the passengers again during jandhala after the flight. We have a very good record for safety.
In fact we are so safe even the terrorists are afraid to fly with us! If, however, you are still worried then ask Stewardess Bubbly to tell you about our out of court settlements.
Jsndhyala will do everything to make your journey an enjoyable one and even a surviving one! We even make your fall to earth pleasant by serving complimentary tea during free-fall!
Jokew for our religious passengers, we are the only airline who can help you find out if there really is a God! But if you really want to see a film then we will be glad to fly next to Air India so that you can look at their movie through the window.
Although there is no-smoking in this aero plane, you may find that during the flight you can see smoke in the cabin. It is only the early warning system on the engines telling us to slow down!
Yes, we are very advanced at Air Dhakkan Airways. Not only do we provide you with a life jacket but we also give a free bathing costume to the aunties and a swimming short to the uncles! Some airlines are happy to fly thousands of feet over landmarks but not Air Dhakkan Jandhyalq For your pleasure we try to get as close as possible for the best view.
If, however, we go a little too close then please let us know. Our Co-pilot sometimes becomes too enthusiastic. Remember that guy who crashed into the White House? Well it is the same bloke! Now kindly sit on your seat and tie your belt. But please make yourself at home and help yourself to the cockpit.
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